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Top 10: Erotic Vacations |
No matter where you live or how you spend
your time, you're bound to get a little bored with it all sooner or later. When
you start to get that feeling, it's time to look for a vacation that can take you
away from it all. And since scorching-hot sex with the woman of your dreams can
get predictable and the local bar is bound to stop producing one-night stand
options, why not plan your next trip with your sexual needs in mind?
Whether you and the guys hope to descend on a resort in the hopes of getting
lucky with similarly minded female travelers, or you and the missus hope to
escape the confines of a hum-drum day-to-day life, there are plenty of erotic
vacation options that sizzle.
Since vacation-planning can be overwhelming, we've scoured the planet and have
10 suggestions for your next erotic vacation, whether you're single or not.
Number 10
Hedonism III
The
newest resort from the chain that started it all, this is a couples-only retreat
for those looking to spice up their relationship. Located at Runaway
Bay in Jamaica, Hedonism III is the place to be for fun in the sun.
For singles: Couples only
For couples: On top of all the great features seen in the first two
all-inclusive Hedonism resorts, Hedonism III has new features like tantra kits
(with massage oils, body paint, whipped cream) to keep you up all night long, a
clothing-optional pool and beach areas, and fantasy theme nights that will have
you and your girl dressed up as sexy pirates, dancing the night away in fetish
wear
and more. If that doesn't get you going, the free in-room Playboy channel
and the mirrors over the beds might do the trick.
Number 9
Caliente Resorts
This
luxury clothing-optional resort near Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic, (with an
additional Tampa, Florida, location) is the perfect erotic vacation choice for travelers
looking for a good time without tan lines.
For singles: Caliente hosts singles weeks that are geared toward erotic
vacations for the single traveler with getting-to-know-you events and
activities that help with mingling and pave the way for debauchery.
Free-flowing alcohol and beach-front parties are sure to help you in your
holiday hookup mandate.
For couples: With all the trappings of a luxury all-inclusive resort,
the Caliente Resort offers up the best in everything for couples seeking an escape
and a little extra time to spend together -- naked or not. Choose the Caliente
as your erotic vacation spot if you want the added bonus of vacationing at a
spa with full-service facilities to pamper you and your lady after a long day
or night of doing whatever you came here to do.
Number 8
Porn Week
For those who have always wanted to combine two of the
biggest genres in the entertainment industry -- reality TV and porn -- this is the ultimate erotic vacation
for men. Porn Week is a global phenomenon, and the locations change every week,
so you can keep on going and never get bored.
For singles: Sign up for this erotic vacation and watch real porn movies
being filmed while enjoying an all-inclusive vacation with the sexiest girls in adult films
at the same time. There's even a chance they’ll let you on the set for a guest
role; need we say more?
For couples: Singles only
Number 7
SuperClubs
Negril,
Jamaica, is home to the flagship location of the SuperClubs family of resorts and is the crown
jewel in their impressive roster of sultry Caribbean getaways.
For singles: The adults-only mandate at this erotic vacation locale
ensures that you won't be fighting for pool space with the kids, and you'll be
able to take advantage of the lure of paradise to relax and let loose. The
wedding and honeymoon packages do skew the odds in favor of couples, but
singles and groups won't be overwhelmed with romance.
For couples: For active couples who like to work up a sweat and try new
things, the Grand Lido has more facilities and activities than you can possibly
take advantage of in just a week, not to mention that this resort is considered
to be the best in the Caribbean and has 22 acres of ground to explore.
Number 6
Temptation Resort
This
all-inclusive adults-only resort is in the tourist mecca of Cancun,
Mexico, and offers a very social environment for couples and singles looking to
get to know their fellow travelers.
For singles: The on-site Temptation Cast makes it their personal mission
to trash inhibitions and get guests mingling and participating in games and
activities that might not help you make a love connection but will definitely
get you on the right track for some memorable moments.
For couples: Want more than laying on the beach and rubbing sun-tan
lotion on your lady? On top of typical Mexican sun, surf and sand, you can send
her off for a Sensual Fitness class that will have her ready to perform a lap
dance, chair dance or work the pole for you when she gets back. Temptation
hosts both singles and couples, but has emphasis on introducing guests and
encouraging wild behavior with games and social events, and we all know that
doesn't just apply to the singles.
Number 5
Viking Exotic Resort
When
these guys give the “all-inclusive” pitch, they aren't just talking about food
and drinks, they're talking about the ladies as well. This Caribbean paradise
near Puerto Plata, Dominican
Republic,
is secluded, private and full-service -- the epitome of luxury Caribbean
splendor.
For singles: On top of the great weather, food and location, and
depending on the package you choose, you'll have access to anywhere from 1 to
10 private personal companions for your stay. The Ultimate Fantasy package
secures two girls for each night of your stay; surely, that's better than
trying to do it on your own! Consider these gorgeous girls to be your
girlfriend for the day -- and night -- and let them introduce you to all that
Viking has to offer.
For couples: Best for singles
Number 4
Castle Milkersdorf
In the secluded countryside outside Brandenburg, Germany,
Castle Milkersdorf hosts no-holds-barred weekend parties for couples looking to
spice things up, either alone or with whomever else happens to cross their
paths. To keep the anonymous and discrete parties top-secret, guests must stay
in a nearby inn and are picked up at 8:30 p.m. and delivered back at 3:30 a.m.
For singles: Couples only
For couples: Couples are encouraged to watch, be watched and get to know
each other in medieval surroundings. This erotic vacation is strictly for those looking to
explore their naughty side in a safe and private setting away from the crowds
and without the resort-style staff cheerleaders. The secretive and historical
setting will leave you feeling more like James Bond than a college kid on spring break, and the theme rooms will
tempt you try all sorts of Bond-worthy shenanigans.
Consider these erotic vacations when planning your trip
Number 3
Jules Undersea Lodge
Have
a sexy undersea adventure looking out the glass windows (or even steaming them
up) at the passing marine life in this underwater hotel off the coast of Key
Largo, Florida.
For singles: Singles are welcome, but it might not be as erotic all by
yourself, and with only a few rooms there's a limit on your chances of meeting
someone to take back to your room.
For couples: If it's good enough for Steve Tyler of Aerosmith, you can be sure that
you and your own personal groupie will get a rise out of the enclosed
submarine-like atmosphere and unique sights. Looking to explore your partner in
complete privacy, you'll feel like you're the only two people for miles, which
is no doubt one of the reasons Sports Illustrated chose to shoot their
iconic Swimsuit Issue here.
Number 2
Cap d'Agde
No
list of erotic vacations can be complete without a nod to the ultimate
purveyors of what is sexy -- the French. The small seaside town of Cap d'Agde
is the worldwide capital of nudism and swells in the summer to accommodate
travelers from all over the world who are intrigued with the idea of a place
that is all naked, all the time.
For singles: It might be a bit tricky to work your pickup
lines
on girls who are already naked, but at least it will save you the always
awkward step of trying to figure out how to unhook her bra.
For couples: Shopping naked, eating naked, sunbathing naked, and doing
just about everything else naked can be a huge turn-on for couples who have lost
that spark and need a little reminder of just how desirable their partner is.
You'll get checked out, and so will she, and you'll both get to survey the
goods on display. For nighttime fun, be sure to check out one of the two
couples-only, anything-goes nightclubs for a real eye-opener.
Number 1
SwingFest
This
annual party and convention changes location every year and boasts a full
weekend of swinger parties, erotic merchandise and opportunities for adventure.
For singles: Couples only
For couples: Whether you're experienced with the swinging lifestyle or
just curious about it, SwingFest is a full-service weekend of induction into
the ways of swinging couples. Wild parties are mandatory, designated playrooms
are optional and your lady will love the shopping opportunities for sexy
lingerie, toys, fetish outfits, and introduction services for those looking for
playmates. Because the location changes every year, no two SwingFests are ever
the same.
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No matter what you're looking for out of your next vacation, there is always a place you can go to have your every desire fulfilled or have your mind totally blown. So pack the bare necessities and hop on a plane in the name of erotic pleasure; it's up to you whether you bring someone along for the ride or plan to meet new people once you arrive. Just remember to send a few postcards to show your pals back home what they're missing.